I think the story needs a second opnion
Wednesday evening Tiranoc Tigers played a league match against a team which they actually never got around to being introduced to, but who they can now see are called Stormwood Saplings - nice meeting you.
The Tigers had the home field advantage and there was twice as many elves of the pure blood assembled compared to the mudfaced tree-huggers.
Fortunately the fair play commision of the schryy ball league had been pesuaded to visit a nearby highly renown winery in stead if inspecting the stadium which had allowed the Tigers to set up a few devices...
The magic shield for instance came in handy when an evil sourcerer tried to zap Sirion Silverhand with a lightning bolt in the first drive of the noble ones. Luckily enough the shield worked well and Sirion flung the ball up to Tanthalas who scored his second goal in his second match. 1-1.
And then the grease pits - ooohh yes. First they prevented the woodies to score a second time in the first half as their catcher missed the last go for it. Then in the second half they really caused the woodies to fall at all the wrong times. Every time they were just ready to make an important move - they fell. And the noble ones took the ball from them, avoiding the pits every time, sent it up field - and scored again and again
Just as things looked like they couldn't get much worse, the tree-thingy tried to straighten matters by beating the hell out of the nearest noble he lassoed himself with his brambles, crashing to the ground just where a very point rock had been placed, penetrating his, for the lack of a better word, brains. This would have been fatal for the tree-thingy had it not been for the little helper the woodies had brought to the match who had, fortunately, mastered in tree-thingy brainsurgery, however that is possible...
Naturally this left the field wide open for the noble ones who led the ball up the field and scored ending the match 4-1 to the Tigers
Call it impropable if you want - or just good rigging ...
Wednesday evening Tiranoc Tigers played a league match against a team which they actually never got around to being introduced to, but who they can now see are called Stormwood Saplings - nice meeting you.
The Tigers had the home field advantage and there was twice as many elves of the pure blood assembled compared to the mudfaced tree-huggers.
Fortunately the fair play commision of the schryy ball league had been pesuaded to visit a nearby highly renown winery in stead if inspecting the stadium which had allowed the Tigers to set up a few devices...
The magic shield for instance came in handy when an evil sourcerer tried to zap Sirion Silverhand with a lightning bolt in the first drive of the noble ones. Luckily enough the shield worked well and Sirion flung the ball up to Tanthalas who scored his second goal in his second match. 1-1.
And then the grease pits - ooohh yes. First they prevented the woodies to score a second time in the first half as their catcher missed the last go for it. Then in the second half they really caused the woodies to fall at all the wrong times. Every time they were just ready to make an important move - they fell. And the noble ones took the ball from them, avoiding the pits every time, sent it up field - and scored again and again
Just as things looked like they couldn't get much worse, the tree-thingy tried to straighten matters by beating the hell out of the nearest noble he lassoed himself with his brambles, crashing to the ground just where a very point rock had been placed, penetrating his, for the lack of a better word, brains. This would have been fatal for the tree-thingy had it not been for the little helper the woodies had brought to the match who had, fortunately, mastered in tree-thingy brainsurgery, however that is possible...
Naturally this left the field wide open for the noble ones who led the ball up the field and scored ending the match 4-1 to the Tigers
Call it impropable if you want - or just good rigging ...